haircut, anyone?
let me not lie. i must go see this place:
ok, truth is i was listening to 92.5 kzps, 'your classic rock station' today in the car. sad, it's true, but i tend to clear-channel surf like mad in the car because it's my only chance to listen to music i would normally never ever listen to. any hip-hop, possibly some rap are also a guilty pleasures of mine and i'm sure to turn my guilty pleasure up as loud as i can (children not in the car of course) for full effect. so the song ends, who knows what, probably boston or styx, right? and this commercial comes on. at first i thought it was a real-american-hero bud light ad, but no, it's for sport clips, where 'guys win'. i couldn't take my ears away from what i was hearing. apparently, one can get a real 'guy haircut' while watching your favorite game on one of the many monitors they have in the salon. they feature free 'neck trims' in between cuts and yes, one can even get a hot towel wrap (or something like that) in lieu of girly salon stuff. most importantly, there's no 'talking', just game watching. this isn't a bad or good thing, just completely bizarre. that's why i want to go. i don't watch 'sports'. but i sure do want to watch a bunch of guys getting their hair cut while watching sports, you better believe it.
the only catch here is i'm serious. i need a volunteer. paul has said, "no way, under no circumstances am i getting a 'guy haircut'." that's a good thing, he's so cute with those side-burns and i'm a sucker for side-burns. i just need a way in! i need someone i know to get a haircut so i can go hang out for a while. read men's journal. sports illistrated. popular mechanics. i have to know if the folks cutting hair are men or if they are women in knock-off hooters uniforms. i must know. i'll pay for the haircut....
